I Hate That Monkey!, “The only rules that really matter are these: what...


I Hate That Monkey!


Ello poppet. Captain Jack Sparrow at your service mate. I sailed the caribbean seas in the Black Pearl and fought Davy Jones. Want to set sail on my boat with my crew you better have rum. Thers only one thing I love more then rum and that would be the sea. My one and only love is the sea!.


“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?”

~Captain Jack Sparrow